sweetfucktory:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”

When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R

WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this

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jagjaga:

I’m Not Dead and I’m Not for Sale on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/16409839/via/_Maku

jagjaga:

I’m Not Dead and I’m Not for Sale on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/16409839/via/_Maku

casfucker:

spn meme: nine scenes [2/9]

The End – 5x04

i will never be over dean’s panty kink

not ever

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kimpossibooty:

OKAY TMI WARNING I WAS IN THE SHOWER AND THE BAR OF SOAP SLIPPED AND SHOT OUT OF MY HANDS AND NAILED ME RIGHT IN THE BALLS AND I FELL OVER IN THE TUB AND COULDN’T BREATHE NEVER BELIEVE ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU MEN ARE STRONG WE ARE WEAK WEAK WEAKLINGS AND I NEED HELP

(via you-deserve-to-laugh)

otterymary:

wearitcounts:

ishipanarmada:

batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

"what are you reading?"

"its a…online book."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"….uh…."

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I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

"what are you writing?"

"it’s a….story."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"…uh…"

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"can i read it?"

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"sherlock holmes…" i say as i sweat nervously "…short stories"

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toni-tan:

nateruessofficial:

you know what people don’t talk about

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human shrek

There’s probably a reason for that

flomation:

Part 7/?

Part 6: x 
Part 8: x

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sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

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dudewheresmypie:

I was about to say something to the same effect…

dudewheresmypie:

I was about to say something to the same effect…

(via searchbeauty)

frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it fucking winked are you joking

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flomation:

Part 4/?
Part 3: x
Part 5: x

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Robert Downey Jr everybody…

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